February 28 th.

Have/did you ever...
1. Taken a picture naked? NO.
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes, I miss him he died of aids.
4. Driven a car after drinking alcohol? Yes, survived some how.
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes.
6. Have a crush on a celebrity? Yes, Bernadette Peters
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stolen money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? No
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes, got the crap kicked out of me every time, I've got a glass jaw
11. Snuck out of the house as a teenager? No, didn’t have to sneak, my parents had given up by the time they reached me.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes.
13. Been arrested? No.
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Had a one night stand? Yes
16. Talked on the phone for more than two hours? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun when you were a teenager? Yes, going to the Yank (the American Hotel in Barrie) in grade 11.
9. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No
20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Yes
23. Slept in until 3? Yes.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? No, not that I remember, does Halloween count?
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes, both .. I used to be able to sleep under a desk.
31. Been to a night club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? Yes
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? No, was asked to leave French class and not to take it again .. does this count?
36. Had detention? Yes, to many times to count
37. Been in a car accident? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
40. Pole danced? No, seen one never did one.
41. Been lost? Yes, but only in Ottawa
42. Been to the opposite side of the country: Canada, yes, but only the west, never been east.
43. Been so embarrassed that your cheeks tingled? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes, when first girlfriend dumped me.
46. Sang karaoke? No way, will never happen
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes, took wife to see Kenny G
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No, had snot come out though
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that your partner cheated? Yes, scared me to the quick
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes, crazy glue my hand to a model plane part, also my fingers together
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Does a bridge count; in kindergarten I was dared by my friend to lick the Toronto St bridge in Bracebridge.
56. Ever walked out the door partially naked? No.
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Yes,ever gone camping.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? Yes, got a knife in the foot.
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
63. Been told that you're hot by a complete stranger? No, never.
64. Broken a bone? Yes, if a finger counts.
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Been to a bar? Yes
71. Anyone offer to buy you a drink? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Been to a late night movie? Yes
76. Gone skinny dipping in the ocean? Just the bay .. can't get wife to do it though, I'm always the only one in the bay.
77. Failed a class? Yes, French see question 35
78. Choked on something? No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No, why would you
80. Cheated on a girlfriend? Yes.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No, I'm Canadian.
82. Bought something you couldn’t afford? No, to much scottish blood.
83. Been caught doing the deed? No.
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? No
86. Did drugs? Yes, to many times
87. Called in sick when you weren’t? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Yes
90. Cried over someone? Yes
91. Traded in a car that you had owned less than a year? No
92. Had the same girlfriend more than once? Yes, she was a bitch, but she could control me so easily with sex .. thank god I met Wife or I would have stuck with her.
93. Had/Have a dog? Had.
95. Own(ed) an instrument? No
96. Been in a band? No, or does sound guy/roady count?
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Beer yea, soda No, why would you.
98. Broken a CD? No
99. Shot a gun? Yes, M16/303/22 and a pellet gun. Was taught very early how to shoot a gun, but I also found out I’m allergic to gun powder. I get a really wicked face rash.
100. Had feelings for one of your friend’s girlfriend? Yes, but never did anything about it.

Many thanks to "a day in the life of a terrible mother" and Assorted Nonsense, but enough psychoanalyzing.
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Your results:You are the Hulk

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95%

You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.



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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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February 24 th.

J.R.R. Tolkien: Lord of the Rings.
You are entertaining and imaginative, creating whole new worlds around yourself. Well loved, you have a whole league of imitators, none of which is quite as profound as you are. Stories and songs give a spark of joy in the middle of your eternal battle with the forces of evil.

Which literature classic are you?
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February 17 th.

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, hey I'm Forty Three. Not a another day older, not another day younger, Shit I'm 43!

Won't be able to post much, I have to go with our company to Vegas for our users conference. I don't gamble and I don't drink. The only three things I'm doing is going to Elton John, The Grand Canyon, and I am going to try to get to Cirque du Sole "O". Other then those I'm going to be standing against a wall running a video camera trying to stay awake. Wife isn't coming with me, some one has to stay with the kids.
I'm taking the digital camera, so I'm hoping to get some great shots, I'll post them when I get home.

February 13 th.

Ramones
This is where you belong in the annals of punk history!

You probably don't realize how cool you actually are. You set the trend by not setting one. You do what you want and are surprised when other people like doing it your way. You may be simple but that's just fine. Who cares, right? you'll go down in history as the stuff of legends, though you have no idea why; as far as you knew, you were just some stupid person having some fun, right?

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 85% on wild apathy


You scored higher than 80% on pissed off


You scored higher than 29% on comically evil


You scored higher than 22% on socially aware

Link: The What classic punk band are you Test written by DrLebowski on Ok Cupid,

February 9 th.

Fuck this is not a game.. this is not right .. This young woman should be alive. This is my neighborhood, my Daughter takes gymnastics at the Northwood Community Centre, I have taken my kids swimming there, and we have been involved in city run classes and courses. I have to go there tonight for her gymnastics class.
Am I worried about myself, No, but how do you tell a six year old girl that it’s safe to go to class.
She has asked me about Chantel Dunns death. They are talking about it at school. I had to tell her thats its safe and not to be afraid, "Daddy will be with her".
Fuck you assholes for screwing around with my life .. you have killed someone for no reason and you have made little girls afraid to go out of their homes .. FUCK YOU.

February 3 rd.

I don't like the War in Iraq, or the invasion of Afghanistan I don't side with Bush and the far right (do you remember Escape from New York, could you see the Bush government turning the US into this type of state) and I really don't like to think of Canada or Canadians being involved in this.

Anyway, now that I've stated that I am against the war,(I don't want to sound naive but it hits you when you read something like this) I read a article in the Star today that is a bit of an eye opener. I'm not sure if in the US people are seeing the soldiers that are coming home, injured, crippled, I know that the media is not being allowed to view or record the coffins arriving back in the US. I know in Canada we don't, but does the media in the states cover these stories? I know that all we saw after the war started were the stories of soldiers coming home and killing their wives (titillating stories, reach large audiences). But we have not seen stories on how the injured are re-adjusting to life at home. What is happening? Is the US government creating a generation of respected hidden heroes (as long as they are out of site we don't have to think of them?). These are teenagers and twenty year old men, they are going to (hopefully) go to work in a few years and participate in our societies. How are we going to adjust to them if we don't understand how they lost a leg, an eye or a hand?

How many Canadians have been injured or died in Afghanistan, we don't see them so we don't think of their contributions, so we don't try to stop having them killed, injured or maimed. As long as it doesn't happen to us or someone we know, we seem to be okay with this.

Sad statement on western culture... Both left and right