Tuesday, February 28, 2006

February 28 th.

Have/did you ever...
1. Taken a picture naked? NO.
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes, I miss him he died of aids.
4. Driven a car after drinking alcohol? Yes, survived some how.
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes.
6. Have a crush on a celebrity? Yes, Bernadette Peters
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stolen money from a friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? No
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes, got the crap kicked out of me every time, I've got a glass jaw
11. Snuck out of the house as a teenager? No, didn’t have to sneak, my parents had given up by the time they reached me.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes.
13. Been arrested? No.
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Had a one night stand? Yes
16. Talked on the phone for more than two hours? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun when you were a teenager? Yes, going to the Yank (the American Hotel in Barrie) in grade 11.
9. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No
20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Yes
23. Slept in until 3? Yes.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? No, not that I remember, does Halloween count?
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes, both .. I used to be able to sleep under a desk.
31. Been to a night club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? Yes
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? No, was asked to leave French class and not to take it again .. does this count?
36. Had detention? Yes, to many times to count
37. Been in a car accident? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
40. Pole danced? No, seen one never did one.
41. Been lost? Yes, but only in Ottawa
42. Been to the opposite side of the country: Canada, yes, but only the west, never been east.
43. Been so embarrassed that your cheeks tingled? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes, when first girlfriend dumped me.
46. Sang karaoke? No way, will never happen
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes, took wife to see Kenny G
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No, had snot come out though
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yes
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that your partner cheated? Yes, scared me to the quick
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes, crazy glue my hand to a model plane part, also my fingers together
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Does a bridge count; in kindergarten I was dared by my friend to lick the Toronto St bridge in Bracebridge.
56. Ever walked out the door partially naked? No.
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Yes,ever gone camping.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? Yes, got a knife in the foot.
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
63. Been told that you're hot by a complete stranger? No, never.
64. Broken a bone? Yes, if a finger counts.
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Been to a bar? Yes
71. Anyone offer to buy you a drink? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Been to a late night movie? Yes
76. Gone skinny dipping in the ocean? Just the bay .. can't get wife to do it though, I'm always the only one in the bay.
77. Failed a class? Yes, French see question 35
78. Choked on something? No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No, why would you
80. Cheated on a girlfriend? Yes.
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No, I'm Canadian.
82. Bought something you couldn’t afford? No, to much scottish blood.
83. Been caught doing the deed? No.
84. Felt like running away? Yes
85. Ran away? No
86. Did drugs? Yes, to many times
87. Called in sick when you weren’t? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? Yes
90. Cried over someone? Yes
91. Traded in a car that you had owned less than a year? No
92. Had the same girlfriend more than once? Yes, she was a bitch, but she could control me so easily with sex .. thank god I met Wife or I would have stuck with her.
93. Had/Have a dog? Had.
95. Own(ed) an instrument? No
96. Been in a band? No, or does sound guy/roady count?
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Beer yea, soda No, why would you.
98. Broken a CD? No
99. Shot a gun? Yes, M16/303/22 and a pellet gun. Was taught very early how to shoot a gun, but I also found out I’m allergic to gun powder. I get a really wicked face rash.
100. Had feelings for one of your friend’s girlfriend? Yes, but never did anything about it.

Many thanks to "a day in the life of a terrible mother" and Assorted Nonsense, but enough psychoanalyzing.
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